First the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came, and from this chaos was carved from the very fabric of the earth the first TTTDC. A prehistoric douche of gigantic proportions it was a fearsome douche with teeth and a rectum. From this ancient humanoid mash came the first real riff - Smoke On The Water. 

TTTDC and Prehistoric Douche are proud to celebrate this memory. Are we the second coming? Will there be a poultice of riffs? 

Yes. 

And yes. 

Phuque yes.